NSTG8R
Elio Addict
What if, instead of JATOs, you mounted a couple of pulse jets on either side of the rear half? Replace the rear seat with a kerosene fuel tank. When you want to lay on the speed (and deafen everybody within a 5 mile radius) you just light up the jets and rocket on home.
Not enough thrust for me. But it would keep the tailgaters at bay. I like the way you're thinking!
Maybe we need to start a thread just for "anti-idiot" devices.
I've got some ideas!