Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Ekh]

Yeah, next year - "Super bowl LI, the Lithium bowl!" I tell that joke or at least some element of it and periodically, someone sitting at my table gets it. (Three free puns right there, folks!)

Element of it is about right.

 

[bowers baldwin]

Oh yea, after 2 months gone because of a cat joke, I lead in the new year with a cat joke!

 

[RUCRAYZE]

AND.......

 

[Coss]

 

[bowers baldwin]

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To be honest, I have never seen any animals hurt or killed at the supermarket.

 

[RUCRAYZE]

it's that type of stupidity gives us vegans bad press

 

[Muzhik]

To be honest, I have never seen any animals hurt or killed at the supermarket.

Naaa. You have to go to restaurants for that.

 

[Ty]

Element of it is about right.

Yeah, I got "Element", "Periodically", and "Table" all in that one sentence.

 

[Ty]

I thought about becoming vegan. Not because I love animals but because I hate plants.

 

[NSTG8R]

I thought about becoming vegan. Not because I love animals but because I hate plants.

Now that's funny!