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Coss

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Bob and his father meet for lunch a couple of months after the wedding. “Well,” says Dad, “how is married life treating you?”

“Not very well, I’m afraid. It seems that I married a nun,” says Bob.

“A nun??” asks his dad.

“That’s right, Dad. None in the morning, none at night... none unless I beg!”

The father nods knowingly and pats his son on the back. “Why don’t you bring your bride over to the house tonight and we can all have a nice chat?”

Bob’s face brightens, “Thanks, Dad, that’s a great idea.”

“Fine then, I will call and tell Mother Superior to set two extra plates.” ..................................................(.Nahhhhhh getting old ).................
 

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A father and son are having their final man to man talk before the son's wedding.

The son asks his father, "Just to be sure Dad, is there any way a woman can get pregnant from anal sex?"
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The father astutely replies, "I thought the answer would be self evident son, where do you think lawyers and IRS agents come from?"
 

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Ok... My Turn...:rolleyes:

I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the orange chicken!
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag open...
And there it was ...



... A Peeking Duck!!! :drum:....:pound:...:rockon:

:cool:_hr





[ Coss is Groaning____________________________________________________________]
 

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I know how he feels... 44 and rain all day...
looks like rain bulldog.jpg
:p


:cool:_hr
 
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