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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

Mel

Mel

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Wife, "After I die will you remarry?"
Husband, "I guess, probably."
"Will you let her sleep in 'our' bed?"
"I guess, probably."
"Will you let her wear my clothes?"
"I guess, probably."
"Will you let her use my golf clubs?"
"No, absolutely not!"
"Why not?"
"She's left handed!"
 
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