An elderly couple was sitting on the out porch when the husband turned to his wife and, "Muffin, I feel like making love tonight.”
The wife replied, "Okay Ernest, I will let you, but be gentle this time."
"But I am always gentle with you, dearest,"
"That’s not true," she replied, "but the last time you woke me up TWICE!" ................................................................
The wife replied, "Okay Ernest, I will let you, but be gentle this time."
"But I am always gentle with you, dearest,"
"That’s not true," she replied, "but the last time you woke me up TWICE!" ................................................................