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hawg_ryder

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Ok Coss... You started it... ;)
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:p:D


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A man wants to have his penis enlarged. He goes to a specialist who recommends a newprocedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the penis.

The man goes for it and he now has a humongous penis. One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun, and slides back down under the table.

The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible," she says. "Can you do it again?"

The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my butt can handle another bun right now."
 

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The jokes you <hawg_ryder> posted were not up to your standard, in other words ………. poor


Have some buns....<hahahahahahaha>
 

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with, "Your father is fishing in Michigan."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No," replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
 

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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all die. They all arrive at heaven wanting to enter the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Mary, have you ever had any contact with a penis? "
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. "
St. Peter says, "Well, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? "
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Then dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle with that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it.":eek:

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