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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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Well yeah, it's close, but not exactly, point taken, but it wasn't intentional.
Meanwhile back at the ranch:
One day at CCD class Sam sat behind Pam. The teacher asked, "Who created this world?"
Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck with a toothpick. Pam screams, "JESUS!"
Then the teacher asks, "Who is God's son?"
Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck again and she screams, "JESUS CHRIST!"
Then the teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?"
Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck again and Pam turned around and said, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!"
Meanwhile back at the ranch:
One day at CCD class Sam sat behind Pam. The teacher asked, "Who created this world?"
Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck with a toothpick. Pam screams, "JESUS!"
Then the teacher asks, "Who is God's son?"
Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck again and she screams, "JESUS CHRIST!"
Then the teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?"
Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck again and Pam turned around and said, "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!"
hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
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A woman hears that her 98-year-old grandfather has died, and journeys to see her grandmother.
After the funeral, she asks, "How did it happen, Granny?"
"Well, dear, it happened while we were making love one Sunday morning."
"My goodness, Granny, two people almost 100 years old shouldn't be having sex!" the granddaughter exclaims.
Her grandmother replies, "Well, dear, it's really a matter of patience and timing. You see, we pace ourselves to the sound of the church bells down the street. In with the ding, out with the dong... and we were doing fine until that damned ice cream truck came by!"
After the funeral, she asks, "How did it happen, Granny?"
"Well, dear, it happened while we were making love one Sunday morning."
"My goodness, Granny, two people almost 100 years old shouldn't be having sex!" the granddaughter exclaims.
Her grandmother replies, "Well, dear, it's really a matter of patience and timing. You see, we pace ourselves to the sound of the church bells down the street. In with the ding, out with the dong... and we were doing fine until that damned ice cream truck came by!"
hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
elegant solution!
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Where is that groan button (X) ahh an X will do That was bad, not good bad, but bad bad
hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
And in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day (since we can't go out and drink green beer!)
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
anybody know where I can get a blown V-8 Interceptor!
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