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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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hawg_ryder
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Hmmmm maybe we should start a bad joke page, I wonder if it would fly?
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
Mel
Elio Addict
I thought that's what this was!
Johnny Acree
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I bought some shoelaces from a drug dealer, I've been trippin over them all day.
hawg_ryder
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Rimshot!
Ok, ok, back to the funny stuff:
A 90-year-old man was having his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. ”Someone else must have shot that lion”.
"Exactly," said the Doctor.
A 90-year-old man was having his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. ”Someone else must have shot that lion”.
"Exactly," said the Doctor.