Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Coss]

Come up here, we'll show you what rain is like...….

 

[hawg_ryder]

jist one more...




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[hawg_ryder]

Come up here, we'll show you what rain is like...….

I feel your pain Coss, but in 2017 Harvey dumped 62 inches on us so I dunno if you can top that... just sayin'


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[Mel]

Come up here, we'll show you what rain is like...….

So you live in the Pacific NorthWet?

 

[Travelbuzz1]

Aww shucks guys give him a break... Where he comes from the New York Giants and the New York Jets play in New Jersey, and they have to share the stadium! At least he knows how many States we have unlike the last guy...

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The last guy wasn't impeached!

 

[Coss]

So you live in the Pacific NorthWet?

Yup, moved here in 1975, been here ever since, came from South Chicago.
And it rains a lot, but not really, it's just that it's a light pissy rain that happens a LOT. That's why it's so green up here.
It's green all year long, just more so in the spring, in the summer it's dry for 2 months, and dry early fall.

 

[Coss]

This elderly lady is a widow two times and she decides to get married again. On the wedding day she shows up at the church in a white dress.
The preacher comes over and says, "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"

She replies, "Preacher, I came to get married."

He said, "Don’t you know that only virgins are supposed to dress in white on their wedding day?"

She responds, "But Preacher, I’m still a virgin."

"I married you two times in this church before. How can you tell me that you are still a virgin?"

"I am and I can prove it. Look, my first husband was a gynecologist all he wanted was to look at it.
My second husband was a stamp collector... boy do I miss that guy."

 

[Coss]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me! ……………………..

 

[hawg_ryder]

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[hawg_ryder]

Pay attention snowflakes...

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