Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Coss]

And while I'm at it:

 

[Coss]

And with that, I am an Independent, I do not like either side.
I wish we could get someone in that knows what they are doing, and doesn't play games.
And that's it for politics from me.

 

[Samalross]

And with that, I am an Independent, I do not like either side.
I wish we could get someone in that knows what they are doing, and doesn't play games.
And that's it for politics from me.

If it is any consolation, things are no better in Canada

 

[hawg_ryder]

Ok Coss, since you cracked open the door...

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[hawg_ryder]

Ouch!

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[Mel]

Little girl asks Santa for Barbi and G.I. Joe for Christmas. Santa responds with "I think Barbi comes with Ken."

Little girl comes back with, "No, Barbi cums with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."

 

[Coss]

A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
“A guy will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows.
I’ve hung a nail by the right stall so you’ll know which one I want him to impregnate."

Satisfied that his wife had the instructions clear, the farmer leaves for town.
That afternoon, the inseminator arrives and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
“This is the cow right here,” she tells him.
“What’s the nail for?”

“I guess it’s to hang up your pants.”

 

[hawg_ryder]

Oh Boy!

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[hawg_ryder]

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[3wheelin]

And with that, I am an Independent, I do not like either side.
I wish we could get someone in that knows what they are doing, and doesn't play games.
And that's it for politics from me.

Coss, Choose the lesser evil and pick a side, otherwise independent have no hope of winning!