Dustman
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ROFL - did you actually say "gold standard of rolling fleshlights"? That is gold! LOLTesla , the gold standard of rolling fleshlites , has been plagued by so many complaints from buyers that Consumer Reports has concluded that the model S has too many problems to recommend it . Stock fell 7% on the news .
“It’s one thing to have a quirky, problematic car that sells 20,000 units per year to wealthy people who probably own at least one backup vehicle,” the report concluded. “It’s quite another when Tesla scales up to its 2020 projection of 200,000 U.S. Model 3 buyers, who may not have the luxury of being so forgiving.” - Consumer Reports
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/21/business/consumer-reports-stops-recommending-the-tesla.html