Standard Equipment And Options

[Ty]

I'm not looking forward to refusing the Mark of the Beast.

What makes you think the mark of the beast will be a physical alteration of the body? Maybe the mark of the beast is simply the inexplicable need to have a cell phone at all times...

 

[outsydthebox]

Nah, keep it in a warm water bath til needed, or use a mini-microwave before the critical moment.

Too complicated. Just tuck it (the severed thumb) under your armpit until you need it
.......unless you're ticklish

 

[Sethodine]

This thread just took a turn for the incredibly disgusting.....

 

[Frim]

What makes you think the mark of the beast will be a physical alteration of the body? Maybe the mark of the beast is simply the inexplicable need to have a cell phone at all times...

Scary, and possibly more accurate than we would like to believe. If you control the mind, you can control the behavior. Go Pokémon, go.

 

[AriLea]

Scary, and possibly more accurate than we would like to believe. If you control the mind, you can control the behavior. Go Pokémon, go.

I think the whole issue is pretty much out of our hands given the future of face recognition software. There is even a hint of 'just touch it' DNA analysis technology. Given the possibilities in combination with the 'internet of things' well it's just time to play our 'theremins' now... ierr-uee-wee-ahh.
lol (definitely look at the last video)

 

[Coss]

This thread just took a turn for the incredibly disgusting.....

It not only fell off the tracks, it crashed and burned and someone spread the ashes over Pittsburgh.

 

[Sethodine]

Scary, and possibly more accurate than we would like to believe. If you control the mind, you can control the behavior. Go Pokémon, go.

Haha, I've been playing all week. It's taken over all of my co-workers as well, to the point that they (and I) spend our breaks and lunch times out walking and hunting for pokemon instead of sitting in our cars or the break room.

My feet have been hurting more; I'm not used to this much walking.

 

[Muzhik]

Nah, keep it in a warm water bath til needed, or use a mini-microwave before the critical moment.

Nope. Won't work. Using a warm water bath will result in small but significant changes in the ridge patterns (think of how your fingers get wrinkled after a long bath), not to mention accelerating the deterioration process. Microwaves will have the same effect as the small amounts of steam that are generated will flatten out the ridges. It also cooks the underlying meat. You'll have to keep your co-workers with their dipping sauces away from the finger food.

 

[Muzhik]

It not only fell off the tracks, it crashed and burned and someone spread the ashes over Pittsburgh.

Crashed and burned? As in burning fire?

Yay! Time for a weenie roast! I'll bring the buns, you bring the cole slaw! Ekh can bring the chips 'n dip.

GATHER 'ROUND! SCORCHED FLESH OF SLAUGHTERED ANIMALS FOR ALL!

 

[Muzhik]

Speaking of weenie roasts...

Has anyone done the math to see if you can shove a portable charcoal grill into the back space of standard Elio? I'm not ready to think about towing ANYTHING behind my Elio, but it might be nice to bring something like that to a small gathering.

Barring that, about how many 6-packs can you fit back there? I'm thinking either the grill or the six-packs, with the passenger seat holding (charcoal OR ice) AND accessories, depending on your cargo.