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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
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Ty
Elio Addict
Deny what?And you still have a job? If they call you down to HR tomorrow ....then deny everything
Ty
Elio Addict
A man and his wife are walking down the street when the wife turns to her husband and says, "Honey I think it's snowing". The man looks back at her and says, "No, it's raining". To settle their debate, they decided to ask the friendly redcoat at the end of the street. The redcoat, Rudolph, says that it is in fact raining. The man turned back to his wife and said, "See, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"
wizard of ahs
Elio Addict
ross
Elio Addict
A frog goes in to a bank looking for a loan, he goes up a loan officer named Patty Black and she tells him that he needs some sort of collateral, he pulls a figurine out of his pocket and gives it to her, she tells the frog she needs to talk to the branch manager, she goes into the managers office shows him the figurine and says 'a frog just came into the bank wanting a loan using this as collateral and I don't even know what it is.' The manager takes one look at it and says 'that's a nick nack Patty Black, give the frog a loan.'
larryboy
Elio Addict
Several hookers are sitting around talking and one makes the claim that she can tell a customers job just by talking to them. The others ask for proof. She says " my last customer was a farmer. First he said it costs too much and then he said it was too dry. Then he said it was too wet and when we were all done he wanted a free cap!"
Ty
Elio Addict
Courtesy my 14 yo. daughter (who wants an Elio, btw):
What if rocks are actually soft but they tense up when you touch them?
What if rocks are actually soft but they tense up when you touch them?
Ty
Elio Addict
An optimist is a guy who falls from the top of the Empire State Building, falls 50 floors and says "So far, so good!"