Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[RUCRAYZE]

 

[RUCRAYZE]

 

[Ty]

Hey, in case you are considering it, camping on Mt. Everest is intense!

 

[Ty]

A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said "Hey, we have a drink named after you!". The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Doug?"

 

[Coss]

A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said "Hey, we have a drink named after you!". The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Doug?"

 

[Ty]

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Come on, man! I've got 4 girls... 3 still at home ranging from 17 down to 6. I have two extremes... bad jokes and bad jokes. Or, another way to classify those.... guy jokes and dad jokes.
(at least I don't tell the same 4 knock-knock jokes over and over and over and over and over...)

 

[Coss]

A nun is riding a long in a cab when the taxi driver says: "May I ask a favor, sister? It’s my fantasy to kiss a nun."

Nun: "Okay, but are you a Catholic and single?"

Driver: "I am both." (The nun fulfilled driver's fantasy and kissed him.)

Driver: "Thank you sister. But I confess I lied.
I'm married and a Muslim."


Nun: "That's ok, because I lied too.
I'm attending a costume party and my name is Carlos."

 

[booboo]

I busted a gut on this one, enjoy.

 

[RUCRAYZE]

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
One is a good year, the other is a great year!

 

[Ty]

Ever have one of those perfectly timed quips? Feels good, right. This just happened. Seriously.

Coworker: You can get Jenny from Jennifer and Kate from Catherine and I can see Nate from Nathanial but how do you get Dick from Richard?
Me: Get him a little drunk?