Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Truett Collins]

 

[Mel]

“The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.”

 

[Coss]

“The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.”

So Opie was adopted?

 

[Muzhik]

So Opie was adopted?

No, no. Opie was Andy's son by his late wife, who died from 8 self-inflicted gunshot wounds. A terrible accident it was.

 

[ross]

So Opie was adopted?

Opie. AKA Ron Howard and I are exactly the same age. I have been a fan of his since he played Andy Griffiths son Opie at the tender age of 6 on the Andy Griffith Show. Soon after he left Mayberry and graduated High School he made American Graffiti with George Lucas, Then he, Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg met and the rest is history, Apollo 13 anyone? Please don't bad mouth Ron Howard, he's one of the nicest people I've ever met, and from what I hear that's not easy to do in Hollywood.

 

[Mel]

Opie. AKA Ron Howard and I are exactly the same age. I have been a fan of his since he played Andy Griffiths son Opie at the tender age of 6 on the Andy Griffith Show. Soon after he left Mayberry and graduated High School he made American Graffiti with George Lucas, Then he, Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg met and the rest is history, Apollo 13 anyone? Please don't bad mouth Ron Howard, he's one of the nicest people I've ever met, and from what I hear that's not easy to do in Hollywood.

This doesn't make sense. How does asking if a "character" was adopted relate to "bad mouthing" the actor!

 

[Coss]

This doesn't make sense. How does asking if a "character" was adopted relate to "bad mouthing" the actor!

I was wondering that myself. I think it comes from only reading every other work to speed read through threads.

Meanwhile back at the ranch; can we put this thread back on track and post jokes again?

 

[Coss]

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying
on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!” and she pushed
him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom
discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man
replied. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said,........ "Those little bastards."

 

[Ty]

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie — a travel documentary about the Netherlands? It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.

 

[Coss]

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie — a travel documentary about the Netherlands? It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.