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- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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For the first time in my life I can be proud to be from Kentucky!
Made in USA
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Ya'll pay attention now!
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I've posted this b4 but it's really appropriate this week!
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_hrOne of the networks was looking for an emcee to host a new game show to be called Gross-Out. After interviewing dozens of mundane hopefuls, yet another guy was ushered in.
"What can you do?" the producer asked wearily.
"Watch this," the guy said. Then he took off his hat and vomited in it.
"What's so special about that?" asked the unimpressed producer.
The guy laughed and asked "Got a straw?"
"What can you do?" the producer asked wearily.
"Watch this," the guy said. Then he took off his hat and vomited in it.
"What's so special about that?" asked the unimpressed producer.
The guy laughed and asked "Got a straw?"
The boss of a large factory left work every day at 2 pm, returning always at 4 o'clock on the dot. After his employees got hip to his rigid personal schedule, they put their heads together and reasoned they could leave every day at 2:05 and return at 3:55, with the boss none the wiser.
The next day the boss was out the door promptly at 2 o'clock, and all the employees cut out five minutes later, each going his own way. Bob, one of the employees, drove home to knock off an afternoon quickie, but upon entering his house, he was suddenly aware of his wife moaning in the bedroom. Listening closely, he was also able to recognize the grunting and wheezing of his boss. Shocked, he tiptoed out of the house and hurried back to the factory.
The following day, after the boss left, everyone else again got ready to leave--all but Bob. "Not me," he said. "I almost got caught yesterday."
The next day the boss was out the door promptly at 2 o'clock, and all the employees cut out five minutes later, each going his own way. Bob, one of the employees, drove home to knock off an afternoon quickie, but upon entering his house, he was suddenly aware of his wife moaning in the bedroom. Listening closely, he was also able to recognize the grunting and wheezing of his boss. Shocked, he tiptoed out of the house and hurried back to the factory.
The following day, after the boss left, everyone else again got ready to leave--all but Bob. "Not me," he said. "I almost got caught yesterday."