#1 What do a condom and a coffin have in common?
Both hold stiffs.
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#2 A man told the doctor, "My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it."
The doctor said, "It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy."
"What’s a grudge pregnancy?" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well, somebody’s obviously had it in for you."
Both hold stiffs.
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#2 A man told the doctor, "My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it."
The doctor said, "It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy."
"What’s a grudge pregnancy?" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well, somebody’s obviously had it in for you."