Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[hawg_ryder]

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[hawg_ryder]

Right on the money!

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[Coss]

A man suggest a $1 bar bet to a well endowed young lady that despite her dress being buttoned to the neck,
he could touch her breast without touching her clothes.

Since this didn’t seem remotely possible, she is intrigued and accepts the bet.
He steps up, cups his hands around her breasts and squeezes firmly.
With a baffled look, she says, “Hey, you touched my clothes!”
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And he replies, “Okay, here’s your dollar." .................................................................................................................

 

[Coss]

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?

Answer: Sexual Harassment.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
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Answer: $4.99 a minute. .................................................

 

[hawg_ryder]

Turkey Gender Reveal.... Laughed til I cried!

 

[DikiJ]

This one really made me laugh.

 

[DikiJ]

 

[hawg_ryder]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other one's a fish!

Do you know what you have if you find 500 lawyers at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico?

A good start!


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[hawg_ryder]

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[hawg_ryder]

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