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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Keith Dahl, Sep 20, 2014.

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    This should be played every Thanksgiving along with Alice's Restaurant!



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    A teacher in a kindergarten school was asking the little kids to tell her the uses of light.
    Bernard said, "We use it to see in the evening when the sun sets."

    Gerard said, "It is useful so that we can read in the evening."

    Luc said, "We need it for TV and radio etc."

    After all kids said what they thought, little timid Isabelle raised her hand. "Yes, Isabelle, what else we use the light for?"

    "We eat it," said Isabelle.

    "What do you mean, honey?"

    "I'm not really sure. But I heard my mother saying to my father last night, 'Switch the light off and put it in my mouth.'” ......:eek:.......:hungry:......:pound:.....:scared:
     
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    I was rolling while I was watching this:

     
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    Looks like round 2 is coming on the hoarding deal!
    toilet paper in the trees.jpg :D


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    What makes you say that? Or is it just a joke??
     
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    C'mon Coss... You never wrapped a house when you were a kid? Part of the wrapping was tossing rolls over trees (if they had trees!) Band Teacher I had in Intermediate school got his house wrapped by some female students... He waited until they were finished and walked out on the porch with his grade book, and after complimenting their handiwork, pointed out that as soon as they cleaned up the mess he'd remove the 0's for the semesterby their names in his grade book! ;):p:D


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    shot my first turkey today.jpg :clap2::rockon::pound:


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    Good advice!:p
    thanksgiving bathroom scales turn back.jpg ;)



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    And that's a fact!
    kid shootin the bird-xray.jpg :eek:


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    Same here.

    Don't forget the sore ass that goes with that X-ray.
     
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