Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Mel]

International race between 2 cars. One U. S. and one Russian.
Results published in Russian newspaper the following day: "Russian car finishes in second place. U.S. car comes in next to last!"

 

[W. WIllie]

Got a direct link? Can'd find that document/video.

 

[Coss]

Wait a minute, the way you wrote it, there has to be more then US and Russian cars involved.
Had to have Swedish, Italian, French, Indian and Japanese cars to, yes?
And W. Willie is right, post the link so we can see the whole story.

 

[Mel]

Only 2 cars involved!

 

[hawg_ryder]

Best Nativity Scene ever!

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[hawg_ryder]

Ask for Jenny!


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[Coss]

A little boy was sitting on the side of a curb and was crying.
This old man was passing by, and he stopped and asked the little boy, “My dear boy, why are you crying?”


The little boy looked up at the old man all teary eyed and said, "I've tried everything and I cannot get laid."

The old man looked at the little boy, sat right next to him, and started crying too.

 

[hawg_ryder]

I know the feeling!

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[hawg_ryder]

Ask me no questions...

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[W. WIllie]

Still looking for the link! #ref:2321 post.