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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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ROFLMAO
hawg_ryder
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For all you folks North of Conroe Texas! LOL
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hawg_ryder
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_hrSure gonna miss you when this is all done.
One day, a stunningly attractive woman walks into a doctor's office.
As soon as the doctor lays his eyes on her, his professionalism goes right out the window.
He asks her to take off her pants. He asks her to sit on the table and when she does, he starts firmly rubbing her thighs.
He asks her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
She replies, "Checking for abnormalities."
Then, he tells her to take off her shirt and bra, and she does as she is told and he starts rubbing her breasts.
Again he asks, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Checking for cancer," she replies.
Then he instructs her to take her panties off, and after she does, he lays her back, pulls off his pants and underwear, jumps up on top of her and begins to have sex with her. Once again, "Do you know what I am doing?"
Then, the woman answers, "Checking for herpes, that's what I am here for."
As soon as the doctor lays his eyes on her, his professionalism goes right out the window.
He asks her to take off her pants. He asks her to sit on the table and when she does, he starts firmly rubbing her thighs.
He asks her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
She replies, "Checking for abnormalities."
Then, he tells her to take off her shirt and bra, and she does as she is told and he starts rubbing her breasts.
Again he asks, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Checking for cancer," she replies.
Then he instructs her to take her panties off, and after she does, he lays her back, pulls off his pants and underwear, jumps up on top of her and begins to have sex with her. Once again, "Do you know what I am doing?"
Then, the woman answers, "Checking for herpes, that's what I am here for."
hawg_ryder
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Thanx ehwatt… Figure we might as well have a chuckle or two while we wait to see where and when this is gonna end up...
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An elderly couple is talking to their friends after going on a date together.
The man says to his friend, "If I’d have known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
The woman says to her friend, "If I'd known he wanted sex, I'd have taken my tights off."
The man says to his friend, "If I’d have known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
The woman says to her friend, "If I'd known he wanted sex, I'd have taken my tights off."