Hawg_ryder explain please? I'm confused (that doesn't take much) what is ehwatt talking about?
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- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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He was alluding to when Elio closes the door, Elio Owners will shut down
A guy staggers to the bathroom, whipping out his penis even before he gets through the door.
Inadvertently, he’s wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman primping in the mirror. “This is for ladies!” she screams.
The drunk waves his dick at her and says, “So is this!”
Inadvertently, he’s wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman primping in the mirror. “This is for ladies!” she screams.
The drunk waves his dick at her and says, “So is this!”
hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
It just makes sense!
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
FYI all you guys with a little (or a lot) of gray in your hair... You have been warned!!!
Older Men Scam
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.
This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, Publix, B.J.'s,
Bucky's or even Wal-Mart. This one Caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as
you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag
and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th.
Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store
and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's.
I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for
this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon).
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Older Men Scam
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.
This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, Publix, B.J.'s,
Bucky's or even Wal-Mart. This one Caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as
you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag
and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th.
Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.
Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store
and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's.
I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for
this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon).
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
Been there... Dun that! Wasn't on a Trumpet tho...
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
It's true! Really!!
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Ty
Elio Addict
sigh, another wooden ball. Why don't the makers of avocado mix it up a little bit and change the ball out for a novelty top or set of stickers?