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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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That's just wrong! LOL.
RUCRAYZE
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Hey this is a G1 rated site!
That's right and Goofyone says pretty much anything goes in these off topic threads.........C'mon now, it wasn't that bad.
RUCRAYZE
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A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
RUCRAYZE
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they also grab your cookies
That's right and Goofyone says pretty much anything goes in these off topic threads.........C'mon now, it wasn't that bad.
Yup and the thread is even labeled as not necessarily work safe so all have been warned.
ross
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Father and young son are walking in the park and see two dogs going at it. Son asks 'Dad, what are they doing?'
Father replies 'they're making puppies'. That evening son walks in on mom and dad in their bedroom going at it and asks 'what are you doing dad?' Father replies 'we're making you a little brother.' Son says 'if it's all the same to you, would you roll her over, I'd rather have a puppy'.
12 year old girl is getting her hair cut in a beauty salon and she's eating a Twinkie. The beautician says 'you're getting hair on your Twinkie'. Little girl beams and says 'I know I'm growing boobies too'.
Father replies 'they're making puppies'. That evening son walks in on mom and dad in their bedroom going at it and asks 'what are you doing dad?' Father replies 'we're making you a little brother.' Son says 'if it's all the same to you, would you roll her over, I'd rather have a puppy'.
12 year old girl is getting her hair cut in a beauty salon and she's eating a Twinkie. The beautician says 'you're getting hair on your Twinkie'. Little girl beams and says 'I know I'm growing boobies too'.
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ross
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Cold winter day a guy walks into a diner, sits at the counter and orders a bowl of chili, waitress says "I'm sorry but the gentleman beside you just got the last bowl of chili," so the guy orders a cup of coffee, he's sitting there sipping his coffee and notices the guy beside him has finished his meal but still has a full bowl of chili, so he asks "are you going to eat that?" Guy 2 pushes the bowl toward him and says "no, here help yourself". Guy 1 digs in, gets about halfway done and finds a dead mouse in the chili. BRAAAAK, he pukes right back into the bowl. Guy 2 says "yeah, that's about how far I got too."