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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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NSTG8R
Elio Addict
Tonsils
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born... couldn't walk for a year.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born... couldn't walk for a year.
Dusty921
Elio Addict
While out on a first date, the guy asks.....
"Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?" ........
"Sure" ........says the girl...........
The guy then says....."Would you go to bed with me for a dollar?".......
She replies rather indigently......"What do you think I am?".......
The guy says.....
"We've already determined that, We're just haggling over the price!
"Would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?" ........
"Sure" ........says the girl...........
The guy then says....."Would you go to bed with me for a dollar?".......
She replies rather indigently......"What do you think I am?".......
The guy says.....
"We've already determined that, We're just haggling over the price!
Mark327
Elio Fan
A blond is sitting in her car, drivers door open, asking another blond, standing in
front of the car, "Is my blinker working?
The Blond standing in front says, "yes....no.....yes....no....yes....."
front of the car, "Is my blinker working?
The Blond standing in front says, "yes....no.....yes....no....yes....."
RUCRAYZE
Elio Addict
Eddie was driving down the road in his new Elio (# 2376) and a met a 4 wheel car coming the other way. Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and using his electric window opener (standard equipment) and shouted 'Pig'. The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie. Then his car hit the pig.
Ty
Elio Addict
Ty
Elio Addict
This may not be a joke but it WAS pretty funny... after the fact. That's my truck (I have a newer one now)... stopped at a stop sign. The police officer apparently didn't get the whole concept of "Stop".
RUCRAYZE
Elio Addict
Ty
Elio Addict
I'm not sure why but this one makes me laugh. Language - so if you don't want to read it, don't scroll down.
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