Rob Croson
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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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True, I think they give your 4 or 5 different ways to do the same thing; just depends on how the end user likes to do it.
They expect you to know them. If you don't, there is a thing in Windows called "Getting Started" and it goes over what they are.
My keyboard has titles next to the non-regular keys.
A cardiologist died and was give an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral… I’m a gynecologist.”
And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral… I’m a gynecologist.”
And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
7 Second Funny/Fail videos
Ty
Elio Addict
I heard that Tom Brady was so confident he was going to win against the Texans that he didn't even cheat.
How do you know when you are a loser?
When a nymphomaniac says, “Let’s just be friends.”
When a nymphomaniac says, “Let’s just be friends.”
The three stages of marital sex:
Honeymoon sex... Where you have sex three or four times a night.
Vacation sex... Where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.
Oral sex… Where you stand on the opposite side of the room and shout 'FU'!
Honeymoon sex... Where you have sex three or four times a night.
Vacation sex... Where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.
Oral sex… Where you stand on the opposite side of the room and shout 'FU'!
Mel
Elio Addict
Man's wife had been in a coma for weeks. One day the nurse noticed that when she washed her "Lady Parts" there was a reaction.
She told the doctor and he suggested to the husband that he might try a little oral sex as a stimulant. Everyone left the room to give the husband some privacy. A few minutes later alarms went off and the doctor rushed into the room.
The husband said, "I think she choked!"
She told the doctor and he suggested to the husband that he might try a little oral sex as a stimulant. Everyone left the room to give the husband some privacy. A few minutes later alarms went off and the doctor rushed into the room.
The husband said, "I think she choked!"