CrimsonEclipse
Elio Addict
What's the difference between an Oral Thermometer and a Rectal Thermometer?
The taste.
The taste.
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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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Mel
Elio Addict
When you think that your job is the worst job possible.......On your way home stop by the drug store and purchase a Squibb Rectal Thermometer. When you get home, turn off the phone, dim the lights and sit down in your easy chair. Now carefully read the information supplied with the thermometer; especially where it states, "Every Squibb rectal thermometer is personally tested." Now how bad was your job?
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs and get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
Ekh
Elio Addict
goddam auto spell. diatetics, of course
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