Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Ty]

Okay, okay...

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How are an Eagle and a mole alike? They live underground... Except for the eagle.

How are a piano, a fish, and a pot of glue alike? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! (What about the glue?). I knew you'd get stuck there.

 

[Ekh]

Okay, okay...

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How are an Eagle and a mole alike? They live underground... Except for the eagle.

How are a piano, a fish, and a pot of glue alike? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! (What about the glue?). I knew you'd get stuck there.

You've done better

 

[Ekh]

What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant's farts?


One's a barroom, and the other's a barROOM.

That's intended to help you feel better, Ty!

 

[Ekh]

This may be a little out of our normal range, but f you know anything at all about Quakers or music, it's a killer:

 

[Ty]

You've done better

I have. I'm sorry about the lack of jockular quality...

 

[Muzhik]

I have. I'm sorry about the lack of jockular quality...

Not to worry. Your 10-year-old nieces and nephews will be around to visit during the holidays, and you can stock up on jokes then.

 

[Ty]

Not to worry. Your 10-year-old nieces and nephews will be around to visit during the holidays, and you can stock up on jokes then.

Well, all of those kids are 15 at the least. I only have one grandkid and he just turned 1. I have a 7 year old along with the 15 and 17 year old girls. My jokes, by necessity, have had to run to "kid friendly" for years. Well, until the 15 & 17 year old started supplying their slightly-off brand of humor. I mostly have a dry sense of humor and have very intentionally avoided anything political, religious, racial, or other jokes. Especially here.

 

[Coss]

Well, all of those kids are 15 at the least. I only have one grandkid and he just turned 1. I have a 7 year old along with the 15 and 17 year old girls. My jokes, by necessity, have had to run to "kid friendly" for years. Well, until the 15 & 17 year old started supplying their slightly-off brand of humor. I mostly have a dry sense of humor and have very intentionally avoided anything political, religious, racial, or other jokes. Especially here.

The 1 yr. old and the 7 yr. old should come up with some real knee slappers.

 

[Ekh]

Well, all of those kids are 15 at the least. I only have one grandkid and he just turned 1. I have a 7 year old along with the 15 and 17 year old girls. My jokes, by necessity, have had to run to "kid friendly" for years. Well, until the 15 & 17 year old started supplying their slightly-off brand of humor. I mostly have a dry sense of humor and have very intentionally avoided anything political, religious, racial, or other jokes. Especially here.

How dull for you! Jokes-wise that is.

 

[Trusting]

Can't remember, might have posted this before. Anyway, if you don't laugh at this you're hopeless!!!