Standard Equipment And Options

[Muzhik]

Yeah, but @$1400 to $1500 for a wrap. I don't think so!

Yeah, but, ... Dude! Everyone else in town will be driving a plain, old, everyday color Elio. You'll have YELLOW!

(I'm still thinking hard about getting an orange -- excuse me, "creamsicle" -- Elio and having tiger stripes painted on it.)

 

[Scott Berridge]

Yeah, but, ... Dude! Everyone else in town will be driving a plain, old, everyday color Elio. You'll have YELLOW!

(I'm still thinking hard about getting an orange -- excuse me, "creamsicle" -- Elio and having tiger stripes painted on it.)

Now that would look pretty cool! Especially if you lived in Cincinnati or were a Bengals fan or lived in a city that had a university, high school or sport franchise using Tigers or Bengals as name and/or mascot. Would you name your Elio "Tony the Tiger" ????lol

 

[Muzhik]

The old fashioned term was fired. Then they started making distinctions based on whether the company would pay the unemployment premium for the terminated employee.

I blame the whole set of economic problems on the politically-correct nice-thinkers who decided to rename departments from "Personnel" to "Human Resources." It's so boring dealing with "persons", treating them with respect and all. It's much more efficient dealing with "resources". Because every good capitalist knows that resources aren't things to respect, they are things to be used up and then you discard the husks. The really clever capitalists sell the husks to be used to make plastic or maybe baby food.

 

[Mel]

(I'm still thinking hard about getting an orange -- excuse me, "creamsicle" -- Elio and having tiger stripes painted on it.)

This would be a good place to consider a wrap. Just do the stripes in vinyl.

 

[Muzhik]

Now that would look pretty cool! Especially if you lived in Cincinnati or were a Bengals fan or lived in a city that had a university, high school or sport franchise using Tigers or Bengals as name and/or mascot. Would you name your Elio "Tony the Tiger" ????

No, because I'm a type 2 diabetic and I really don't want to go there. Actually, if I'm going to go through the trouble of tiger stripes, I may as well go whole hog and paint a snarl across the front and have personalized plates that read "FLYING".

 

[Marshall]

This would be a good place to consider a wrap. Just do the stripes in vinyl.

I might consider a Crawfish wrap. but it would probably be too expensive.

 

[Muzhik]

This would be a good place to consider a wrap. Just do the stripes in vinyl.

Now that's just cheating. I may as well just get a "13" tattoo just painted on so I can wash it off when I get tired of it.

 

[Ekh]

Now that would look pretty cool! Especially if you lived in Cincinnati or were a Bengals fan or lived in a city that had a university, high school or sport franchise using Tigers or Bengals as name and/or mascot. Would you name your Elio "Tony the Tiger" ????lol

If you live in Cincinnati and are a Bengals fan, you need a special version of the tiger stripe wrap: a pink overlay that symbolizes embarrassment to be applied when they throw away division championships and other playoff games -- about every other year or so. You could take it off again when summer camp starts for the following season.

 

[WilliamH]

I blame the whole set of economic problems on the politically-correct nice-thinkers who decided to rename departments from "Personnel" to "Human Resources." It's so boring dealing with "persons", treating them with respect and all. It's much more efficient dealing with "resources". Because every good capitalist knows that resources aren't things to respect, they are things to be used up and then you discard the husks. The really clever capitalists sell the husks to be used to make plastic or maybe baby food.

Everyone knows.... You don't make baby food out of people husks.
You make "Soylent Green" out of people.

 

[BiloxiGeek]