Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Ty]

Two men walked into a bar. The third ducked.

 

[Rob Croson]

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Would you all like something to drink?"

The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes."

 

[Ty]

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Would you all like something to drink?"

The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes."

Ooo... tricky...

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Would you all like something to drink?"

The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "No."

The bartender pours 2 drinks.

 

[Ty]

Pavlov is sitting at a pub drinking a beer when the phone rings. He jumps up. "Oh crap! I forgot to feed the dog!"

 

[Ty]

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and didn't.

 

[Coss]

Jr. : "Dad, how come I look different than you"?

Dad: "Go ask your mother".

 

[BigWarpGuy]

Pavlov is sitting at a pub drinking a beer when the phone rings. He jumps up. "Oh crap! I forgot to feed the dog!"

Pavlov opened a restaurant. The waiter rings a bell and everyone drools.

 

[Maurtis]

Ooo... tricky...

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Would you all like something to drink?"

The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "No."

The bartender pours 2 drinks.

But what happens if:

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Would you all like something to drink?"

The first logician says "No."
The second logician says "No."
The third logician says "No."


Pour two drinks and at worst have to drink one himself, assuming them entering the bar at least one wants a drink? I guess the bartender could ask again, but only include the second and third logician?

I think I need some real life research on this matter.

 

[Coss]

In Las Vegas there's a nightclub that has a very special mirror in the ladies room.
When you stand in front of this mirror and tell a lie the mirror swallows you.

A rather ugly woman stands in front of the mirror and says, ' I think I am the most beautiful woman in the whole world!''
SHLUM!
The mirror swallows her.

Then a bigger size woman stands in front of it and says, "I think I am the sexiest woman on earth!''
SHLUM!
The mirror swallows her.

Afterwards a very good looking-sexy blonde stands in front of the mirror and says, ''I think..."

SHLUM!

 

[Ty]

But what happens if:

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Would you all like something to drink?"

The first logician says "No."
The second logician says "No."
The third logician says "No."


Pour two drinks and at worst have to drink one himself, assuming them entering the bar at least one wants a drink? I guess the bartender could ask again, but only include the second and third logician?

I think I need some real life research on this matter.

You are correct. There was never a way to eliminate the possibility that only the first one didn't want a drink.