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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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An honored army general was at the doctor’s office for a checkup. At one point during the exam the doctor said,
“If you don’t mind my asking, sir, when was the last time you had sex?”
“Of course, I understand, medical reasons and all that,” the general answered. “I would say approximately 1975.”
“So you’ve been inactive for quite some time?”
“You think so?” the general said, checking his watch. “It’s only 2140 now.”
“If you don’t mind my asking, sir, when was the last time you had sex?”
“Of course, I understand, medical reasons and all that,” the general answered. “I would say approximately 1975.”
“So you’ve been inactive for quite some time?”
“You think so?” the general said, checking his watch. “It’s only 2140 now.”
A blonde was in a car crash. She says to the paramedic, "I think I have concussion!”
The paramedic says, "How many fingers do I have up?"
The blonde replies, " OH SHIT! I'M PARALYZED TOO!!!"
The paramedic says, "How many fingers do I have up?"
The blonde replies, " OH SHIT! I'M PARALYZED TOO!!!"
hawg_ryder
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hawg_ryder
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and in the same vein...
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Hmmmm that last one was posted Saturday, and today is Wednesday.....
Either there are no new jokes, or we haven't found anything worthwhile..
Time to fix this .................I'll be right back..
Either there are no new jokes, or we haven't found anything worthwhile..
Time to fix this .................I'll be right back..
hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
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hawg_ryder
Elio Addict
not a joke per se... but all of us that remember fondly Revell, Monogram, Testors...
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An American and a Canadian are sitting on a plane. After takeoff the Canadian leans back, and takes his shoes off, and begins to relax. The American, who is pinned in at the window, says, "Sorry to trouble you but our call light is broken. Could you get me a beer?"
"No problem," says the Canadian. As he walks towards the galley, the American quickly bends down and spits in the guys shoes. The Canadian returns with the beer and settles back into his seat. Upon landing the Canadian puts on his shoes and immediately realizes what has happened.
"Ah, hell, Why must it be this way?" he ask the American. "This constant fighting between our nations, this animosity, this spitting in shoes and pissing in beers..." ...........................................................
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.....................(my wife is Canadian) ................
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"No problem," says the Canadian. As he walks towards the galley, the American quickly bends down and spits in the guys shoes. The Canadian returns with the beer and settles back into his seat. Upon landing the Canadian puts on his shoes and immediately realizes what has happened.
"Ah, hell, Why must it be this way?" he ask the American. "This constant fighting between our nations, this animosity, this spitting in shoes and pissing in beers..." ........................
...........................................................................................(my wife is Canadian) ..................................
.....and a short one.............
I'd like to see things from yo momma's point of view...
But I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
I'd like to see things from yo momma's point of view...
But I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!