Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Coss]

OK, they've been funny, but I think we've all had a good laugh from the posted jokes.
And it's time has past; time to move on to something else.

Oh yeah, it's not that hard to give a cat a pill, close, but not quite to that extent.

 

[Coss]

Little Johnny goes to school one day and his dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money.

The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny’s dad gets a call from the teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny’s betting problem," said the teacher.

"How?" asked Johnny’s dad.

"Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass. I took him to the teachers lounge and showed him there wasn’t one there. And I took his ten bucks."

"Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."

 

[Johnny Acree]

Billy Bass tells a joke

 

[Ty]

What if rocks were actually soft and they just tense up when you touch them?

 

[Mel]

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

 

[Ty]

I find it hard to believe EVERYONE was kung foo fighting.

 

[Ty]

I was trying to decide whether to be an athlete or a criminal so I made a list of pros and cons...

 

[Coss]

The morning after Sue asks Jeff, “Was I any good?”

Jeff says, “Were you any good? I haven’t been this sore since I was circumcised!”

 

[Mel]

The morning after the Aggie asks, "You don't have AIDS do you?" "Of course not" says Jane.
"Good, I wouldn't want to get it again!"

 

[Coss]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Mel, Bad ........................