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ehwatt

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Oh man Wheaters! I literally ROTFLMAO on that one! :D

On a serious note...They (Missouri politicians) had a SNAFU some years back...here's a copy/paste of the first few sentences:

JEFFERSON CITY - While lawmakers have kept gay sexual acts illegal in Missouri, it is legal to have sex with an animal.
The absence of a law that bans sexual contact with family pets and farm animals has gotten the attention of one state lawmaker.
"This makes us look like a backward state," said Rep. Catherine Hanaway, R-Des Peres, who wants to ban the practice, known as bestiality or zoophilia.
Her bill, which is attracting bi-partisan support, would make it a felony to have or cause contact with an animal for sexual gratification. o_O
A whole new meaning for horse power?
 

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Or jumping up and down flapping his arms with his trousers down....
Sad that no amount of explanation can help in those situations. Kind of like the guy who asked the non pregnant lady whens your baby due? I actually got caught in that one twice.
 
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Sad that no amount of explanation can help in those situations. Kind of like the guy who asked the non pregnant lady whens your baby due? I actually got caught in that one twice.

I just assume they are fat till they say something about being pregnant. Most women will talk about it.
 

LockMD

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Sad that no amount of explanation can help in those situations. Kind of like the guy who asked the non pregnant lady whens your baby due? I actually got caught in that one twice.

OMG I did that once too, I was so embarrassed when she looked at me angrily and replied "I already had it!" never again! won't do it twice LOL

you didn't learn the first time? shame on you hehehehhe
 
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