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The Elio Automatic Transmission

pj rogers

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The video just killed half the orders from women. How can it say that, it is easy, it will be on every Toyota, mazda, chevy, Hyundai, and small car video tape the salesman competition shows their customers.. Oh, and the test drives, at the what you want to call it place where you can order your elio and pick the options and find the total price and pay the money..ah,,,I am out of breath..that place..when she takes that test drive...and has to pull around that slow car and gun it and it LEAPS forward with the automatic trying to find where the hell second gear is....LIKE THERE IT IS..NO, NO...I GOT IT....NO, NO OH, FINALLY (that's the tranny talking btw.)
Now they have to add power steering, and tinted glass for the Arizona folks..hey design team, no tinted glass, wtf, the a/c is worthless.
 

Brian1362

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The video just killed half the orders from women. How can it say that, it is easy, it will be on every Toyota, mazda, chevy, Hyundai, and small car video tape the salesman competition shows their customers.. Oh, and the test drives, at the what you want to call it place where you can order your elio and pick the options and find the total price and pay the money..ah,,,I am out of breath..that place..when she takes that test drive...and has to pull around that slow car and gun it and it LEAPS forward with the automatic trying to find where the hell second gear is....LIKE THERE IT IS..NO, NO...I GOT IT....NO, NO OH, FINALLY (that's the tranny talking btw.)
Now they have to add power steering, and tinted glass for the Arizona folks..hey design team, no tinted glass, wtf, the a/c is worthless.
What does this even mean?
 

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Edit: picture aimed squarely at pj, not Brian.

What does this even mean?
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Edward

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Well, he obviously knows what women like, cause I remember him saying he has a girlfriend, but wants a three seater so his dog can ride, too. My suggestion is, before you go out, don't blow her up, then there is room for the dog!
I figured he knows because, in another thread, he admitted to being a member of the world's oldest profession !
 

pj rogers

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Hey brian, it means the elio steers so hard, your girl friend L O L A has to drive it. Oh, and you will burn to death in AZ.

Yes sales is the oldest profession...glad you "guys" understand that...nothing happens until you pay the money.

Oh, explain that to brian....the AMT automatic is so sloooooooow to shift.....! Unfortunely lady , he burned to death on the way home in the afternoon sun...his car was so slow, he just couldn't get out of the sun and no tinted glass, so call CSI, ask for horatio.

Cheesehead, the competitors will be playing that lady saying that the elio will wear women out...every hour..not in a good way either.
 

Brian1362

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Hey brian, it means the elio steers so hard, your girl friend L O L A has to drive it. Oh, and you will burn to death in AZ.

Yes sales is the oldest profession...glad you "guys" understand that...nothing happens until you pay the money.

Oh, explain that to brian....the AMT automatic is so sloooooooow to shift.....! Unfortunely lady , he burned to death on the way home in the afternoon sun...his car was so slow, he just couldn't get out of the sun and no tinted glass, so call CSI, ask for horatio.

Cheesehead, the competitors will be playing that lady saying that the elio will wear women out...every hour..not in a good way either.
L-O-L-A is NOT my "girlfriend," as I don't swing that way.

And I can point you to two separate forums where owners are actually putting the paddles that shift the AMT on their steering wheel. I don't think they would do that, if they didn't believe in the transmission themselves.
 
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