Standard Equipment And Options

[Maurtis]

I haven't had something like that when I ride. How noticeable is it? Like, does it pull on our head or something similar?

Anything under 60 and you only notice it when it brushes your neck. But above that and sometimes it feels like only a little extra wind resistance and other times if the wind catches it just right it feels like a passenger is not-so-gently pulling your helmet back. My commute is only 45 minutes so not bad, but I would take it off or have another helmet if I went on long rides. I bet it would be murder on your neck after a 4+ hour ride.

My wife thinks it is funny to pull on it and smack my butt. I guess turnabout is fair play

 

[AriLea]

Do you think they will come out with a car Mohawk? I know the have some for motorcycle helmets. Just thought it would be cool on the elio as well

You mean something like this?

 

[ehwatt]

It's called a bedpan and they are available in many designs. You discover these things when you get OLD.

Back in my flying days there was a "Jill's John". But that takes us right back to the contortionist crack by Coss.

 

[Skyvader]

Under the back seat is where the fuel tank is... might hurt the mpg..

Ok hang in there with me..."no can convert waste to gas and improve mileage".

 

[Skyvader]

Just reply, "You've got to be shhh...kidding me." Don't forget to open a window too.

What window....the rear tailgate might work!

 

[Skyvader]

Or light a match.

A Elio on fire might be a bad thing before we get 50000 on the road!

 

[Skyvader]

I'd like to know how she plans to remove the seat cushion, stow it somewhere, drop trou, and then put it all back together; all while moving down the road in the back of the Elio; it's not like the room in the back of a mini van.

She a contortionist or something?

A blonde!

 

[Dragonz]

Ok hang in there with me..."no can convert waste to gas and improve mileage".

Theoretically, it can be done. you would need to do some extensive work in the engine, and covering it to be able to process waste matter, plus you would have to prepare the waste and make sure it'll be able to work well. when everything is done (lots of blood, sweat, tears, an angry wallet, and maybe a family well doesn't want to be with you when you drive) you could improve gas mileage, because you won't be running on gas. Haha

 

[Skyvader]

It's called a bedpan and they are available in many designs. You discover these things when you get OLD.

Marshall...shes old...that answers all with the force!

 

[Skyvader]

LOL!

Welcome to the forum Skyvader. Your better half's enthusiasm is great!

She is amazing and a great 30 years together. The force in her is powerful.