Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[Coss]

Hey, he takes notes. Good on you Mark, good on you.

 

[Coss]

<ding - ding - ding> alright now, can we have a little quiet now.
In this corner weighing in at 165 in the striped shorts we have the killa from Manilla, Coss <and the crowd goes crazy - ROAR >

And in the slanted corner, in the Kangaroo boxers, weighing in at 17<something> we have Mark BEX <and the crowd goes WHO???> <and they manage some kind of Ausie cheer with a little Chinese accent>

Hey, just kidding Mark, you're a good guy I'm just foolin with you.
And I do it because we all luv you

 

[hawg_ryder]

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[hawg_ryder]

That's NORTH POLE...



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[Coss]

Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?


Handle bars. Wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Coss]

When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...



This phenomenon is known as many-paws ........................................

 

[hawg_ryder]

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[Coss]

Bunny Bacon???? I'm confusid??

Or is that a different animal ???

 

[Coss]

OOOPPPpppp my grand-daughter looked and said that's Eore (or something like that) and it's a different animal.

Aaa oopppss I've got it now DDUUHHHHHHHHHHH
(won't go into the rest of the conversation)

 

[hawg_ryder]

OOOPPPpppp my grand-daughter looked and said that's Eore (or something like that) and it's a different animal.

Aaa oopppss I've got it now DDUUHHHHHHHHHHH
(won't go into the rest of the conversation)

C'mon Coss... Ya gotta keep up on these things! It's Piglet...