NSTG8R
Elio Addict
Oh man Wheaters! I literally ROTFLMAO on that one!
On a serious note...They (Missouri politicians) had a SNAFU some years back...here's a copy/paste of the first few sentences:
JEFFERSON CITY - While lawmakers have kept gay sexual acts illegal in Missouri, it is legal to have sex with an animal.
The absence of a law that bans sexual contact with family pets and farm animals has gotten the attention of one state lawmaker.
"This makes us look like a backward state," said Rep. Catherine Hanaway, R-Des Peres, who wants to ban the practice, known as bestiality or zoophilia.
Her bill, which is attracting bi-partisan support, would make it a felony to have or cause contact with an animal for sexual gratification. o_O
Okay...Somehow I inadvertently stayed "On Topic".