Watashiwah
Elio Addict
In the ‘spirit’ of Elio blogs, I submit this:
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Happy Saturday morning Elio’ers!
It’s always a great way to start your weekend, with a guffaw or chortle, and with a just a few sweeps of our trusty mouse and a few clicks on our keypad we hope to entertain!
Our most recent Friday blog edition, rather creatively resurrected from an earlier one, is rich with funny irony and we just want to make sure our esteemed customer base shares in the fun we are having here, at the ‘nerve center’ at Elio Operations HQ!
Just “Who are the Elio Reservation Holders?” We talked yet again about all the hopeful people that ‘stepped forward’ in their zeal, you don’t know how much we appreciate it! Your trust means a lot! No matter your different reasons, you all share one (of a few) big commonalities!!
We decided last week “Enough about that darn vehicle!” But we’d be remiss If we passed up the chance to slip in “up to 84 MPG” and “90 percent North American Content” Whatever that means!! Maybe another commonality we Elio’ers share is our love for fiction: If we get back to writing new blogs we just might explore that topic further!
Our Reservationists fall into exactly two distinct groups: Refundables and Non-Refundables. Yet, you both will share a common outcome, we’ll let you guess what that is: it’ll be the subject of another blog, somewhere!! One big hint: you won’t need a key ring but you will be a little ‘lighter’!!
In closing let’s review Friday’s closing request: “Many current and future reservation holders find out about us because of you, our supporters, and the fact that you spread the word about us. Please continue to spread the word- we can’t tell you how much we appreciate it!”
We are much too busy right now to do that ourselves but we really want you to tell your friends, heck, go and dig up your old Amway and Avon lists: those old friends have forgiven you by now. Incidentally, we aren’t really taking ‘new’ future reservations but don’t want to worry the ‘worry warts!’ We gotta draw the line somewhere but don’t want it to be too obvious. You know how they are, their lying eyes read and believe anything!
Thanks, yet again, for your continued support!
——————
Happy Saturday morning Elio’ers!
It’s always a great way to start your weekend, with a guffaw or chortle, and with a just a few sweeps of our trusty mouse and a few clicks on our keypad we hope to entertain!
Our most recent Friday blog edition, rather creatively resurrected from an earlier one, is rich with funny irony and we just want to make sure our esteemed customer base shares in the fun we are having here, at the ‘nerve center’ at Elio Operations HQ!
Just “Who are the Elio Reservation Holders?” We talked yet again about all the hopeful people that ‘stepped forward’ in their zeal, you don’t know how much we appreciate it! Your trust means a lot! No matter your different reasons, you all share one (of a few) big commonalities!!
We decided last week “Enough about that darn vehicle!” But we’d be remiss If we passed up the chance to slip in “up to 84 MPG” and “90 percent North American Content” Whatever that means!! Maybe another commonality we Elio’ers share is our love for fiction: If we get back to writing new blogs we just might explore that topic further!
Our Reservationists fall into exactly two distinct groups: Refundables and Non-Refundables. Yet, you both will share a common outcome, we’ll let you guess what that is: it’ll be the subject of another blog, somewhere!! One big hint: you won’t need a key ring but you will be a little ‘lighter’!!
In closing let’s review Friday’s closing request: “Many current and future reservation holders find out about us because of you, our supporters, and the fact that you spread the word about us. Please continue to spread the word- we can’t tell you how much we appreciate it!”
We are much too busy right now to do that ourselves but we really want you to tell your friends, heck, go and dig up your old Amway and Avon lists: those old friends have forgiven you by now. Incidentally, we aren’t really taking ‘new’ future reservations but don’t want to worry the ‘worry warts!’ We gotta draw the line somewhere but don’t want it to be too obvious. You know how they are, their lying eyes read and believe anything!
Thanks, yet again, for your continued support!
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