Well, my phone isn't quite that dumb, but not much beyond! I think the rotary dial is a great idea, I mean when I pull my little flip phone out you can almost hear the groans of sympathy (or maybe disgust, I'm sticking with sympathy). Can you imagine the psychological devastation resulting from the dial being where the buttons are supposed to be? I'm not a Luddite, far from it! It's just when there is an opportunity to create harmless havoc among the unprepared, I try to be johhny on the spot! My new dream phone!