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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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tazairforce
Elio Addict
Josh, the one you know may well be one.
But, the way we hear it around here is, 'BMdubbya'
I've noticed is that BMW drivers have a pronounced tendency to swerve TOWARDS bicyclists and puddles when there are people on the sidewalk... but everyone swerves away.
Johnny Acree
Elio Addict
"You might be a redneck if" You ever cut your grass and found a car!
Thank you Mr Foxworthy!
Thank you Mr Foxworthy!
Critter
Elio Addict
guilty of this, old station wagon parked beside the barn, was backing the bush hogg mower into a big gathering of honeysuckle. Busted the grill on the station wagin. Forgot it had been sitting there for about 10 years.
CompTrex
Elio Addict
guilty of this, old station wagon parked beside the barn, was backing the bush hogg mower into a big gathering of honeysuckle. Busted the grill on the station wagin. Forgot it had been sitting there for about 10 years.
That's funny right there, I don't car who ya are.
Norahsbed
Elio Addict
Never found a car but a lot of other "missing" things have been recovered out in the woods, on the family farm! We even found the old trash site (from the late 1890's to early 1920's) in the woods, lots of antiques! LOL!
bowers baldwin
Elio Addict
Now that I own a Fiat......
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another one around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles, or in other words, never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another one around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles, or in other words, never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.
Johnny Acree
Elio Addict
"You might be a redneck if"
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't!
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"!
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't!
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"!