Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )

[ross]

Why do the English drink warm beer?
Lucas made refrigerators too.
Why didn't Lucas build TVs?
They couldn't get them to leak oil.
What is Lucas's motto?
Get home before dark.
Lucas The Prince of Darkness.

 

[bowers baldwin]

Why do the English drink warm beer?
Lucas made refrigerators too.
Why didn't Lucas build TVs?
They couldn't get them to leak oil.
What is Lucas's motto?
Get home before dark.
Lucas The Prince of Darkness.

Don't forget Lucas invented the short circuit...
I posted a bunch of these here in the "Good Afternoon..." thread

 

[KegerChris]

Do you know what the acronym for Chevrolet is ? Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips.

Cheap Heap Enjoys Visiting Repairman Over Little Engine Trouble

 

[RMClubfitter]

Regional (West Virginia) joke: What's a GTO? Going To Ohio.

Have a Dodge 2500 diesel truck SLT. A guy asked me if I knew what the SLT stood for. I said no. He said it stood for Some Little Truck. Thought that was good enough for me.

 

[Dusty921]

Now this thread is fun, more facts than fiction......

 

[pistonboy]

Not a joke but...

I can picture some day a man and woman are in an elio store and upon learning it is classified as a motorcycle the man turns to his wife and says they can get leather jackets, she can ride behind him, and be his motorcycle mamma.

Now if it only had a kick starter.

Perhaps we elio owners will have to get together and form our own motorcycle gang.

 

[BigWarpGuy]

An Elio gang? Perhaps call it the 'Mild Ones"?

 

[ross]

How do you tell if a used car salesman is well hung?
You can't get a finger in between his neck and the noose.

 

[Jim H]

I actually saw someone close the door windows, step off his car and use the key fob to lock the car and enable the alarm....the car was a convertible with the top down ....

Terrifying because they are everywhere, they breed, and they vote

 

[Jim H]

Regional (West Virginia) joke: What's a GTO? Going To Ohio.

I thought it was "Got To Go"