Pet Peeves

[Catia]

I know I'm pretty well out of luck when my wife tells me she put something where it would be safe but can't remember exactly where .... someday I'm going to open a door and be pummeled by stuff that she's put in secure storage

LOL. I hide her things too sometime just to get the kick out of her, but I should never over do it or she is not happy.

 

[CompTrex]

I got hit with a bunch of peeves all from the same guy this morning...
Drove in the fast lane at or slightly below the speed limit.
Crossed three lanes of traffic in one move
Didn't use a turn-signal for said lane crossings
Crossed traffic at the last minute before his exit
Pulled in front of me
Didn't speed up enough so that I didn't have to brake to avoid hitting him.
Happy New Year...

 

[Jeff Porter]

I got hit with a bunch of peeves all from the same guy this morning...
Drove in the fast lane at or slightly below the speed limit.
Crossed three lanes of traffic in one move
Didn't use a turn-signal for said lane crossings
Crossed traffic at the last minute before his exit
Pulled in front of me
Didn't speed up enough so that I didn't have to brake to avoid hitting him.
Happy New Year...

A plethora of peeves. A profusion of peeves.

 

[CompTrex]

A plethora of peeves. A profusion of peeves.

Don't try to cheer me up Jeff. Just let me stew for a while.
Darn. Too late!

 

[Catia]

I got hit with a bunch of peeves all from the same guy this morning...
Drove in the fast lane at or slightly below the speed limit.
Crossed three lanes of traffic in one move
Didn't use a turn-signal for said lane crossings
Crossed traffic at the last minute before his exit
Pulled in front of me
Didn't speed up enough so that I didn't have to brake to avoid hitting him.
Happy New Year...

LOL

 

[NSTG8R]

I got hit with a bunch of peeves all from the same guy this morning...
Drove in the fast lane at or slightly below the speed limit.
Crossed three lanes of traffic in one move
Didn't use a turn-signal for said lane crossings
Crossed traffic at the last minute before his exit
Pulled in front of me
Didn't speed up enough so that I didn't have to brake to avoid hitting him.
Happy New Year...

People's pitiful propulsion performance, particularly passing prudence, parallel parking, and pompous positioning on paved parkways , is perpetually ponderous.....ummm, personally.

 

[Catia]

One day at school the teacher ask one of the student Jon, "Jon, I want you to learn 3 words by tomorrow". So Jon went home seeing his brother playing outside and ask his brother "what are you doing" and the brother say "shut-up". So Jon went into the house seeing his sister watching TV and ask his sister what are you watching, and she say "Superman". So Jon went to kitchen seeing his mother making supper, and ask his mother what are we having for supper she say "Hot Dog". So Jon learn 3 words "Shut-up", "Superman" and "Hotdog". So next day Jon went back to school and the teacher ask John, "Jon have you learn 3 words today", Jon say "Shut-up", and teacher ask "who do you thinking you are talking to", Jon say "Superman", the teacher became anger at Jon "Jon, I am sending you to the detention, Jon say "Hotdog".

 

[Dusty921]

Can we assume from the brogue that Jon is from Louisiana!

 

[Catia]

Can we assume from the brogue that Jon is from Louisiana!

Mayberry, Louisiana!

 

[ross]

How about the idiot in the supermarket, who walks up to the frozen food section, opens the door, and then just stands there trying to decide what they want. HELLO! Those are glass doors for a reason, you don't have to open them to see what's inside. I just wish my refrigerator had glass doors, for obvious reasons.