Odds & Ends And All Things That Don't Fit Anything Else

[Hog]

Could be a "fusion center" also then. They like to hide them under vague terms like "technology infrastructure". Or a cloud server farm. Depends on where they get their funding from. If private funding, then a mining operation is probable, especially if the electricity rates there are lower than the national average.

 

[Coss]

Damn.... I've been in and out of the Hospital so often I almost forgot how to do this, but I'll give it the old college try ................

Your Thingy Doesn't Have

Two 5 year-old boys are standing at the toilet, getting ready to pee. One says, "Your thingy doesn't have any skin on it."

"I've been circumcised," the other one says.

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off at the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mum said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?"

"You bet it hurt. I couldn’t walk for a year!"

how's that?

Fair? how about this one .......

 

[LillyMayPatterson #1685 & #5648]

Damn.... I've been in and out of the Hospital so often I almost forgot how to do this, but I'll give it the old college try ................

Happy, you posted. I've been feeling so alone. Hope you recover quickly.

 

[Coss]

Well it has been a long time ................
Oh well
try again

I'm Bending Over


Two kids decided to dress up as a cow for Halloween. After hours of arguing who was going to be the head and the rear, they decided to flip a coin and the argument was settled.

While crossing a farmer’s field in their costume the boy that was in the rear says, "What's that snort you are making?"

The boy in the front says, "I'm not snorting," and swings his big cow head around and spots this huge bulls racing towards them. He says, "Don’t panic! But we got a problem behind us coming up fast... It’s a big bull."

After a second or two the kid in the rear says, "What are we going to do?"

The kid in the front replies, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to bend over and eat some grass."

Better?

I'll be back tomorrow..... I have to go and rescue my teeth

 

[Coss]

Thanks Lilly put a smile on my face, and the powers that be, we can all use a smile every now and then.
I have to go digging and see if I can find a couple more.
Back in a few ...............

 

[Coss]

EEEEEEHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh todays kinda suck, so I'm not doing them.

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Like #1

What Did Cinderella Say?

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

“Want to see if it fits?”

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See what I mean ....

#2 Not much better
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A Robot One-Night Stand

What does a robot do after a one-night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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EEEeeehhhhhhhh not much better bbyuck

Oh well, tomorrow is another day