Newbie Here...

[StinkyCheeze]

Your poor wife. I will sell you my DIY methane reclamation system kit to augment your fuel consumption. Have you ever tested the average amount of pressure released when you let one go? We need to design around that pressure. Elio engine.
Are you sure she says "stinky cheese"?? That's kind of worrisome for me. You might need a tune up.

LOL!!! Doesn't help that I'm lactose intolerant either... I love me some Bluebell ice cream!!!!!

 

[Folks]

I'm lactose intolerant I love me some Bluebell ice cream!!!!!

Let's see, loves, chilli, love BlueBell Icecream and His wife uses descriptors alluding to extremely volatile bio hazard.
I'm checking my records here but I think you've just qualified for one of Obama's decompression camps. What ever you do don't answer your phone coming the 202 area code numbers. They're kind of like Hitler's brown shirts but they talk nicer.