Ty
Elio Addict
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well!
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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
- Thread starter Keith Dahl
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Ty
Elio Addict
Yeah... I'm slacking a little...
We're scrapping the bottom of the barrel here; I think we need a little more ground clearance .......
BigWarpGuy
Elio Addict
Did you hear about the canine that got fired from the orchestra? His Bach was worse than his bite.
Ty
Elio Addict
LOL... glad I'm not the only one.
Frim
Elio Addict
Ty
Elio Addict
Come on, man... silly doesn't always equate to funny but it DOES help fill the void between jokes here and that's the point of the silly (okay, stupid) things I sometimes post on here as "Jokes".Can we have an unlike button?
Doug McDow
Elio Addict
A bird was flying south for the winter. The weather turned and he froze and fell in a pasture. A cow came by a dropped dung on him. He started to thaw and warm up. He started to sing and was happy. A cat heard him sing and went to investigate. He dug the bird out and ate him. The moral of he story is. When someone shits on you, he is not always your enemy. One who digs you out of shit is not always your friend. And last but not least. When you are in deep Shit keep your mouth closed!