Elio Humor

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[Johnny Acree]

I've read several posts where members have remarked that there is no humor on this forum.... nothing to laugh about, too much doom and gloom.

I think that should change. I invite everyone to share any
jokes, humor, cartoons or whatever about Elio on this thread. Come on guys; lighten up !

I'll start the ball rolling...

That was funny,,, till I saw the birth date,,, My birth day is 9-2-54

 

[WilliamH]

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The sad part is, that's probably more true than funny.

 

[Johnny Acree]

This is from bad lip reading
https://t.co/0ic2hnTvmF

 

[Jeff Porter]

How about some Yogi-isms, as in some quotes from Yogi Berra, some he may have said and some not, but they are still funny:

Ninety percent of baseball is half-mental.
When you get to the fork in the road.... take it.
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded.
You can observe a lot by watching.

And then there's one that applies to the Elio:
The future ain't what it used to be!

 

[PJ]

Who's on 1st and Elios on 2nd and no news is on 3rd and nobody is going home till Elio gets of second base.

 

[Trusting]

Who's on 1st and Elios on 2nd and no news is on 3rd and nobody is going home till Elio gets of second base.

(Sorry about the typeo earlier)

 

[Ty]

Hey, let's take some time for some humorous (not derogatory towards Elio) Acronym fun.

Example: FORD - First On Race Day (Yes, I know there are others buy I drive a F-350 so I'm not putting them here)

ELIO: Everyone Looks It Over
ELIO: Everyone Likes It Orange
ELIO: Evil Lurks In Ours

Okay, that didn't turn out too funny but now you are stuck with it in your brain... Go ahead... Try to purge the memory.

 

[Buckeyejake]

ELIO: Everyone Likes Independent Organizations
ELIO: Enlist large independent open-mindedness
ELIO: Easiest launch injects outrageousness