Elio Humor

[HHH]

Encouraging
Like-minded
ICE (internal combustion engine)
Owners

 

[Coss]

Encouraging
Like-minded
ICE (internal combustion engine)
Owners

 

[Ekh]

Then there's the one about the difference in heaven and hell....

Heaven: The mechanics are German, the cooks are French and the police are English.

Hell: The mechanics are French, the cooks are English and the police are German.

The longer version:

Heaven: Mechanics are German, cooks are French, Police are English, lovers are Italian, and bankers are Swiss
Hell: Lovers are Swiss, mechanics are French, Police are German, Cooks are British, Bankers are Italian

 

[Ekh]

This is from bad lip reading
https://t.co/0ic2hnTvmF

really funny

 

[Ekh]

good one

 

[JEBar]

The longer version:

Heaven: Mechanics are German, cooks are French, Police are English, lovers are Italian, and bankers are Swiss
Hell: Lovers are Swiss, mechanics are French, Police are German, Cooks are British, Bankers are Italian

it could be worse, the Bankers could be Greek ..

 

[Ekh]

My Elio came too late

 

[Ekh]

Maybe not

 

[Jim H]

My Elio came too late

View attachment 6065

I certainly hope not but time is slipping away.

 

[pistonboy]

A governmental crash program is the idea that by using 9 pregnant women, you can come up with a baby in 1 month.

Its true. Do the math.