Coronavirus Info

[RSchneider]

I hope so too. On the lighter side of things, sanitizers are one of the first that runs out of stock only next to facemasks so I never leave home without re-filling my empty sanitizer bottle with my favorite drink:

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100% proof will kill more germs than the 62% alcohol content of most hand sanitizers! Smells good and smooth tasting too just DON'T DRINK, DRIVE AND SANITIZE at the same time, ok???

You'd be like in the old west then. Sanitize a wound with it, stake a swig and bite on a bullet while they remove one from your abdomen.

 

[Hog]

Vodka in a spray bottle works well.

 

[RSchneider]

Vodka in a spray bottle works well.

When you are running a fever, you can spray it on your forehead and let the evaporative qualities cool you off. Then take a swig.

 

[Travelbuzz1]

This is from the "Charmin" toilet paper company just for you.

 

[RSchneider]

Remember to practice "Social Distancing". What I have been doing is eating lots of beans. Then I took a painting pole, adjusted it to 6ft and I swing it around. So if you get hit with the pole first, it's not my fault. If I don't hit you then the smell will take you down. I'm protected.

 

[3wheelin]

100 proof is 50% alcohol. The stuff you really need is Everclear, which is 151 proof, or 75.5% alcohol. I used to make deodorant out of the stuff...not my cup o'tea for drinking though.

Hahaha my post was meant to be a joke, but I know worse comes to worse, strong alcoholic drinks will work as a sanitizer.

 

[3wheelin]

Everclear can be made up to about 190 proof, some States won’t allow you to sell it tho. At around 96 percent alcohol it kinda vaporizes and mixes with the air. See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azeotrope

If my liver could talk, I wonder what it would say.

I agree, I'm glad I didn't over do it during my younger years....or I'll be paying it today.

 

[3wheelin]

You'd be like in the old west then. Sanitize a wound with it, stake a swig and bite on a bullet while they remove one from your abdomen.

.....I finish it off by placing my knife in the fire then cauterize my wound with it...all while drinking my moonshine!

 

[RSchneider]

.....I finish it off by placing my knife in the fire then cauterize my wound with it...all while drinking my moonshine!

While you are doing that, I'm going ahead with my plan to run the railroad right through Rock Ridge.

 

[Elio Amazed]

Perhaps it’s time to invest in a Toto Bidet Toilet Seat.

Not for me. I freak and want to go in for a complete colonoscopy whenever I drop one at just the right angle and get splashed. For some unexplained reason, I HATE that sensation. And for the image you now have in your head... You're welcome. Look at what we've become waiting all these years for the Elio. Old men talking about TP and poop.