Ty
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.
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Jokes! ( Not Necessarily Work Safe )
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hawg_ryder
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A couple in their eighties just got married and is on their honeymoon. In the hotel room she slips into something sexy
and crawls into bed and waits for her new groom.
He's in the bathroom sprucing himself up. She waits and waits until she can't wait any longer. She gets up and goes to the bathroom and opens the door. Peering in she sees him bent over on the toilet trying to put on a condom.
She giggles, "Honey what are you doing? I'm 86 years old and can't get pregnant anymore."
He looks up at her and says, "I know, but honey, you know how dampness affects my arthritis."
and crawls into bed and waits for her new groom.
He's in the bathroom sprucing himself up. She waits and waits until she can't wait any longer. She gets up and goes to the bathroom and opens the door. Peering in she sees him bent over on the toilet trying to put on a condom.
She giggles, "Honey what are you doing? I'm 86 years old and can't get pregnant anymore."
He looks up at her and says, "I know, but honey, you know how dampness affects my arthritis."
"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill, 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25.'" ...................
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"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill, 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25.'" ..........
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hawg_ryder
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hawg_ryder
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Concerned about his heavy drinking, a man went to see a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist tells him, “You use alcohol as a crutch.”
The man responds, “So how come I fall over when I’m drunk?” .............
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The psychiatrist tells him, “You use alcohol as a crutch.”
The man responds, “So how come I fall over when I’m drunk?” ......
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Confucius say...
Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar
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is fucking nuts!
hawg_ryder
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hawg_ryder
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works for me!
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